Damon? Kind of used to this kind of reception by now.

How does he answer? Sarcasm.

"No, Elena, I absolutely will not tell you what I'm getting you for Christmas." There was a pause, for effect. "Okay, you talked it out of me. I almost got you a new necklace from that Jared place, but then I came across something I think might be better, say...the lifeless body of Klaus?"